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The Sith Lords

"Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion I gain strength.
Through strength I gain power.
Through power I gain victory.
Through victory my chains are broken.
The Force shall set me free."

[Use ONLY THIS BANNER for your house otherwise the guards will remove the other ones.]

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As a note, this is not something to join to whine about rules at Elftown and the Guards. People who join this will still follow the rules or they will have their asses kicked out of here. You came here because you wanted to, not because we wanted you to, so we reserve the right to steal your lightsaber and your milk money when we forcefully eject you from this wiki.

Contact us here, or send one of the Lords a message about it. Also realize, if you act like a tard, you will be demoted to peon. You will be the equivalent of a red-shirt sent out to be a meat shield...you will be the guy in the movie that everyone thinks "wow...we didn't know him, that is why he died..."

That being said, have fun. >:)

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Lord [Calico Tiger]: Darth Feral (Cali) - "I see your Shwartz is as big as mine."
** The Sith: Calico Tiger

Lord [Lerune]: Darth Reesza (Runey), The Sith: Darth Reesza - "The cute and sappy Sith...got a problem with that?"

Lord [Ittai]: Pathelel Ittai / Darth Xalmavet - "I'll bite your legs off!"

Lord [Lothuriel]: Onyx (Night Sister: Sith Witch)

Lord [font]: Darth BoBo *is regularly molested by Darth Reesza*

Lord [ArcticTofu]: Darth Marit

Lord [Yuriona]: Darth Uryal, The Sith: Darth Uryal "I knew it! I'm surrounded by Assholes!"

Lord [Skydancer]: The Sith: Darth Azurian
Manufacturer of Sithian PhotoSabers {TM}

Lord [Paul Doyle]: Darth Paranoia - Don't let that friendly gold anthro-dragon exterior deceive you. His confuzzled pretentions reek of a foul stench of Sithiness. Or maybe he just had gas.

Lord [irulan]: The Sith: Darth Indiri

Lord [David the Good]:Darth Contif trained by Darth Bane
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Lord [Ironballs "the Preposterous One"]: Darth Necronous

Lord [TheRogue]: Darth Vorhanus

Lord [Steve*O]: Darth Strider

Lord [Rennie]: Darth Roweena

Lord [Saray]: Darth Zhera

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Lord [Trennas]: Darth Moroban - Because I am EVIL!

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Lord [The Dizzy Raven]: The Sith: Darth Illatris

Lord [-Britt-]: Darth Principatus

Lord [Anomynous]: Darth Dja'Kall- You could not escape my wrath...more than you could your own shadow!

Lord [Rain S.]:Darth Rain

Lady [Mirindyin]: Darth Mizan - Former apprentice of Darth Moroban!

Lady [-Orion-]: Darth Chiera - Former apprentice of Darth Moroban!

[DistantDream]: - Darth Korana - Apprentice to Lord [Calico Tiger]

[Ocean Soul]: Darth Aqua

[Kileaiya]: Darth Kieran - Apprentice to Darth Reesza- "I'll break your will and make you like it."
At one with The Force

[Duke of Angels]: Darth Tyrus

[Sir. Robert]: Darth Quoto

[Stephen]: Darth Jakia

[Badass]: Darth Zyth

[Jitter]: Darth Kupo Is trying to destroy pink

[Douche-Bag]: Name me!

[SuicidalEternalX]: Darth Honoria

[3.00 x 10^8 Meters/Second]: Darth Levios

[Pnelma Tirian]: Darth Pink. SNORKELING apprentice to Darth Paranoia. "ph33r m3."

[Random Pavarotti Disease]: Darth Mortis

[Paz]: Darth Zap (?) - "I am your father's, uncle's, cousin's, nephew's roomate"

[spincrus]: Darth Spincrus - Fallen Jedi - "It is hard to breathe through this mask, but at least keeps out the smell of burning hair when I slice my enemies in half."

[Chaos Sun]: Darth Chaos

[VegaPrime]:

[Fireblade K'Chona]: Darth Macabre - Apprenticed to Darth Moroban!

[Darth Segas]:

[Ikko]: Darth Rose

[The "Problem" Child]: Darth Durok

[Darth Jacein]: Darth Dedus

[Bladieboe]: Darth Paratus

[Helghast]: Darth Mauler

[morgan nynaeve]:

[Wulf Skjaldr]:

[Alexxei]: Darth Cahl

[Depressions soul]: Darth Crimsia

[DappaDan]: Darth Azriell.(Fear is the mind killer i will not show fear).

[Araglas]: Darth Deorm - Apprenticed to Darth Mizan

[Xeroh Kanoe]: Darth Zakir

Darth Rokar: Darth Rokar

[Talvikki]: Darth Rimfrost

[Lord Josmar]: Darth Josmar

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<URL:http://paul.mantasoft.net/Filez/triumph_starwars.wmv>
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<URL:http://www.crownedfox.com/video/swk_remix_blasters.mpg>

http://www.dockingbay101.com/fansongs.html
<URL:http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/38511182/?qo=3&q=special%3Anewest> *The true Vader sez "NOOOOOOOOOO"*
<URL:http://www.moviecritic.com.au/femtroopers/> Femtroopers, attack!

Noone here. Yet... >:)
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Sith Moogle by [Calico Tiger]

Join us and you get your very own Sith Moogle to put in your house :O Only those who are members of this wiki have permission to display it in their houses.

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FAQ

How do the rankings work?
Everyone who joins is a knight. There is no long waiting list. Anyone from the Jedi Council that joins who was already a knight or master automatically becomes a Lord.

How do I become a Lord?
One of the Lords may take you as an apprentice. This is not a bad thing. Remember, Vader, one of the most powerful beings we have seen was an apprentice to the wrinkled butt head, Errr... Palpatine... the entire time. It's not a sign of being weak or anything. So don't focus on stupid shit like that :P When your Master deems you worthy of being a Lord (and that's totally up to them when that is. It could be anywhere from days to months depending on you and your master), you will be made a Lord.

Is there a limit to the number of Lords and Knights?
No. The only limit is the number of members. You can't have 20 Lords if you only have 3 members ;)

Are you serious about the peon thing?
Damn right! If you act like a moron (silly is not counted in that. Being silly is absolutely fine), or you start harassing other members and making everyone's lives miserable, or start breaking the Elftown rules, you will be busted down to peon and have to earn your way back to knight. You will be the equivalent of a jedi youngling again. In some cases, depending on the situation, some people may just be kicked out.

Does everyone who asks to join get to join?
No. You must follow the rules of Elftown. As stated at the top, this page is not for whining about the guards and the rules here. You will be a good Elftown citizen. Yes, you can have made mistakes in the past. People who ask to join will be checked on to see if they're one of the "I hate the guards" people (gawd, those wikis are lame), or just someone who didn't understand the rules or know they were there (many people don't know the Uploading Art Rules exist.)

Do I have to be some big evil bad guy/gal?
No. Absolutely not. You play your character and your personality as you see fit. You could be petty evil, you could just be a naughty pervert (too much so for the jedi council to overlook), you could be bent on destroying all ewoks just because they're cute, you could want to take over the galaxy, you could like pulling the wings off of flies, you could hang out with heartless bounty hunters who get a thrill from using Jedi Council members as target practice (submitted by [Lothuriel]), whatever floats your boat. You may not go harass people via messages. You may not go harass people on their wiki pages if they ask you to leave. Don't be a dick.

Can I be in more than one Sith (or other) group?
Personally, I don't care. You could be in 8 of them at once if you want. Granted, it's up to the other groups you're in as well. But here, we don't care. We're not here to bogart your time and attention. So if the jedi don't care if you're here and with them (not likely, but it could happen!), good for you. I believe it's good to have agents and allies in many places, so have fun.

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Fun or Interesting Links

<URL:http://newgrounds.com/collections/starwars.html> - Tons of funny stuff (link provided by [ArcticTofu])

I've got this thing for the bad guys... - [Lerune]'s fan page for the bad guys. Yummy!

Darth Molten Cake - for a taste of the Darkside!

Runey and Cali - A comic about Darth Reesza and Darth Feral ([Lerune] and [Calico Tiger]) as both Sith and Jedi

Sithian PhotoSabers {TM}

The Power of the Dork Side - The funniest Star Wars pictures in the galaxy!

<URL:http://www.pezheadmonthly.com/archive/fiveques/darth.html> - Bizarre, strangely fun look at the daily trials and tribulations suffered by Darth Vader . . . the Pez dispenser :P

<URL:http://www.sithsense.com/flash.htm> Think of something and Vader will try to guess what that is within 30 questions.

<URL:http://www.commissionedcomic.com/?p=213> Darth Fabulous!

<URL:http://www.commissionedcomic.com/?p=317> Fun with abusing your apprentice

Star Wars Fan films
(1.)"Wrath of the Mandalorian" (Boba Fett; between Eps 3+4; 12 min; 94 MB)
<URL:http://www.rapidfire-productions.com/pages/starwarsfanfilm.php>
(2.)"Revelations" (Seers; between Eps 3+4; 47 min; 410 MB)
<URL:http://www.panicstruckpro.com/revelations/revelations_movie.html>
(3.) <URL:http://www.atomfilms.com/af/spotlight/collections/starwars/> Lots of goodies to be found here ^_^
(4.)<URL:http://www.sequentialpictures.com/moviestarwarsepisode3.html> Spoof trailer for Episode III; you will laugh yourself to death ^^
(5.)
<URL:http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2005/02/11> - Why you should beware of Wookies
(6.)
<URL:http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=121> - Vader is teh awsum
(7.)
<URL:http://www.churchofthegrey.com/atst/index.htm> Ever wonder how Scout Walkers make love? Well, neither did I. Yet because I am evil, here you go anyway. Tips are gladly accepted at the door. :PPP [Paul Doyle]
(8.)
<URL:http://onfinite.com/libraries/629138/1e2.jpg> Forever purging memories of horrific Meco monstrosities ("Star Wars Disco', "Ewok Celebration", etc) from back in the day, for those of us old enough to remember o___O ROCK AND ROLL!
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<URL:http://swvault.ign.com/View.php?view=Movies.List&category_select_id=2> Funny Staw Wars vids provided by Windspire Entertainment. My personal favourite is "Fett's Vette".
(10.)
Star Wars: Confess to Pope Lando Read it, confess and weep.
(11.)
<URL:http://www.devilducky.com/media/45466/> - Darth Vader Calls the Emperor. Really funny! Link submitted by [TheRogue]

Not Star Wars, But at Least Evil

This section has links that aren't Star Wars or Sith related, but at least have the element of evil in it:

<URL:http://www.windspireentertainment.com/download.php?view.15> - The Shorties: Quest to BlizzCon - Submitted by [Anomynous]

<URL:http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7382497743921358869&q=illegal> - Illegal Danish: Super Snacks - The Horde Rave Scene is awesome

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[Wiki Advertising Rules!!]

DO NOT advertise your wiki page or any other wiki page in the comments section or on the page itself unless it has something to do with the Sith, Star Wars, Evilness, Drooling over Evil Bad Guys, or something that at least fits the theme or genre. Those who violate this rule (not counting any that have been posted before as this rule wasn't in place before) will have the comment deleted and will be thoroughly mocked for not reading.

If a member of the wiki page violates it and adds it to the wiki page links secion, they will be mocked, lose a rank (Lords will become Knights, Knights will become Peons, Peons will get kicked out), and be tortured with nudey pics of Roseanne Bar (or some other insidiously evil plan).

More Sith Moogles!

Do not take any of these without the artists' permission and give proper credit! It's not only about being polite!

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Bwahahah!
By [Jitter]
(Note: You can have them at your house if you want but please give me proper credit! -Jitterbug Perfume)

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By [Skydancer]

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By [Sir. Robert]

By [TheRogue]

By [Ocean Soul]

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By [spincrus]
(Note: Give credit when adding this to your house please!)
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by [TheRogue]

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Image drawn by [travs the bean] and used with his permission

A trial for the Sith: from Lord [Calico Tiger] - Adapted from the original by Master [travs the bean]

My dear Knights in your quest to become Lords, there are many trials you must face and feats you must accomplish. Even those that are Lords must progress and grow. So a challenge is given to you - and that is to create a piece of art, written or drawn of a battle between you and a jedi (there are many jedi around. See The Jedi Council for a list of jedi to battle). Master Travs the bean has taken on the dangerous sith mistress [Calico Tiger]. To keep the galaxy on its toes I would advise you to keep an eye out, your pen andy and the art flowing. Good luck my Knights and fellow Lords **note you cannot kill another character without their permision- just draw or write the battle**

**Entries:
Pred versus Sunny- [Anomynous] and [Sunny Silverunicorn] duke it out in a battle where only the Force can decide the victor.

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See also The Jedi Council

See also The Sith Brotherhood

2006-06-23 [spincrus]: ouch, that hurt! you bastard! *silently talks to himself* but on the other hand, I liked it, mmm, would he whip me more if I kept on annoying? *tries to force grope [Anomynous] but he misses and gropes [Calico Tiger]'s right boob*

2006-06-23 [Anomynous]: *rolls the die* Yes! Dodge-roll successful! *looks over shoulder and notices what happened to Calico* I'm gonna get out of here now... Spinc, it was nice knowing you, man

2006-06-23 [Trennas]: hey guys! start groping for real:p it looks better on film :p

2006-06-23 [Anomynous]: *shocks the camera* I may be an evil SOB, but I have my limits, you know...

2006-06-23 [spincrus]: ooh, zoom on Calico, zoom on Calico and watch what I'll do!

2006-06-23 [Trennas]: *puts forcefield around camera and zooms in on Calico ^^*

2006-06-23 [spincrus]: HAHA! You get that on camera? Niiice, let's spread it over the Holonet and demand more power!

2006-06-23 [Anomynous]: D'oh, I can't watch! *puts open palm over face* Where'd I put the popcorn *splits fingers and continues to watch, while muching popcorn*

2006-06-23 [Trennas]: ooh very nice.. try a little faster:p

2006-06-23 [The Dizzy Raven]: What do you mean by IMAGINATION, Darth Dja'Kall!

2006-06-24 [Kileaiya]: *Gropes Cem and Tren just for the hell of it*

2006-06-24 [Anomynous]: Precisely what the word means... should I look it up for you?

2006-06-24 [Trennas]: hey! ooh its you.. you are allowed to grope:p

2006-06-24 [Kileaiya]: XDD

2006-06-24 [Trennas]: continue:p

2006-06-24 [Kileaiya]: *continues* =P

2006-06-24 [Trennas]: a little lower:p

2006-06-24 [Kileaiya]: :O Naughty :P Oh, wait, duh... we're Sith. XD

2006-06-24 [Trennas]: finally she figured it out:p

2006-06-24 [Kileaiya]: Just a bit slow on the uptake :P

2006-06-24 [Trennas]: thats okay ^^ just keep doing what youre good at :p

2006-06-24 [Kileaiya]: *snorts* *gropes*

2006-06-24 [Trennas]: thats my girl :p

2006-06-24 [Kileaiya]: Hehe.

2006-06-24 [Trennas]: oow my :O

2006-06-24 [irulan]: *is proud of Kileaiya*

2006-06-24 [The Dizzy Raven]: I know what imagination means! What is it about you that you say will destroy my 'goals'? Tell me now! You said there were so many ways! Now tell me those ways!

2006-06-24 [Anomynous]: My, my... aren't we quite the dominatrix?

2006-06-24 [The Dizzy Raven]: Just tell me

2006-06-24 [Anomynous]: First of all... my protocol droid has more sense of humour than you... Second, that thing we were just talking about... imagination, you lack completely. Now, third and foremost... all those ways I could 'destroy' your or your "goals"... obsolete. You'll do a much better job at it!

2006-06-24 [The Dizzy Raven]: *Illatris narrowed her eyes as anger flowed through her* How dare you say that!

2006-06-24 [Anomynous]: Because I'm not a very nice man... And I'm only just stating the obvious

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: im not a nice man either;)

2006-06-25 [-Orion-]: I've noticed... >__>

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: ooow im not *that* terrible am i? :p

2006-06-25 [-Orion-]: Well, everything is pretty much dependable.... *yawn*

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: dependable on what? :p

2006-06-25 [-Orion-]: everything, my dear master

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: sigh.. have i trained you so so wrong then? :'(

2006-06-25 [-Orion-]: No, you have not, master. *pats* .. *yawns again*

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: are you sleepy? :p

2006-06-25 [-Orion-]: maybe a tiny bit... I haven't slept since 10.30 am Saturday....

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: oooofff:p i would be tired then XD

2006-06-25 [-Orion-]: I'm not really that tired... XP Besides, I only drank one cup of coffee! And that was this morning, when I had already been up for like 22 hours..

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: wiieeeeehhh:D coffee helps:p

2006-06-25 [Kileaiya]: I hate coffee, I think I am odd.

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: no, i rarely drink coffee.. or tea:p

2006-06-25 [-Orion-]: well, I prefer tea. I drink coffee rarely.

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: i prefer rum and vodka XD

2006-06-25 [Kileaiya]: I don't drink coffee or tea... When I need a pick-me-up I go for the sugar. :P

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: and the chocolate:p

2006-06-25 [-Orion-]: chocolate.. alwayssss <3

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: *dangles chocolate in front of you :p*

2006-06-25 [-Orion-]: I'm not going to beg like any dog, y'know...

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: you dont have to.. you just have to bite:)

2006-06-25 [Anomynous]: *force steals the chocolate and gives it to Orion* I despise coffee... yet my medical condition requires that I drink it every day...

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: ehr.. the chocolate was like.. three centimeters from her face.. *sigh*

2006-06-25 [Anomynous]: And now it's in her hand...

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: youre impossible -_-

2006-06-25 [Anomynous]: Oh, yeah!

2006-06-25 [-Orion-]: *chuckle slightly and happily eats the chocolate* Thank you both. :P

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: yeah.. we work as a team.. feeding you chocolate..

2006-06-25 [Anomynous]: Strenous work, it is...

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: backbreaking labor:p

2006-06-25 [-Orion-]: Surely. :P

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: my poor poor back :p

2006-06-25 [-Orion-]: *starts to give Trennas a back-massage*

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: oooh! why thank you my dear apprentice ^^

2006-06-25 [-Orion-]: No problem, master..

2006-06-25 [Anomynous]: *feels left out*

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: *enjoys it:p*

2006-06-25 [-Orion-]: Sorry, Predator..

2006-06-25 [The Dizzy Raven]: whatever.....

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: predator, i think Darth Illatris would love a backrub too;)

2006-06-25 [The Dizzy Raven]: shut up, will you. lol

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: oow dont act so distant :p

2006-06-25 [The Dizzy Raven]: why? lol

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: youd love a backrub :p

2006-06-25 [The Dizzy Raven]: no I wouldn't. lol.

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: *waves his hand* yes.. you do..

2006-06-25 [The Dizzy Raven]: no..I don't *laughs*

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: *waves hand again* YES YOU DO!

2006-06-25 [The Dizzy Raven]: NO I DONT! XD

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: *shakes hand* damn.. must be out of batteries..

2006-06-25 [The Dizzy Raven]: XD ha ha. lol

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: *puts in new batteries*

2006-06-25 [The Dizzy Raven]: noooooooooo! lol. O.O....

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: *waves hand* YOU WANT A BLOODY DAMN BACKRUB!

2006-06-25 [The Dizzy Raven]: No! >< Don't dare even touch me!

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: *sigh* so hard to get in contact with people here:p

2006-06-25 [The Dizzy Raven]: *laughs* So it seems

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: *hand waves at Pookiee the Wookiee* hey you! drinks on the house!

2006-06-25 [The Dizzy Raven]: *shakes head*

2006-06-25 [Anomynous]: She needs more than a backrub, Trennas.... somebody really needs a hug!

2006-06-25 [The Dizzy Raven]: Don't touch me! ><

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: I agree! *hugs Darth Illatris:p*

2006-06-25 [Anomynous]: Only with the tip of my lightsabre, love... only with my lightsabre.

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: be careful you dont turn the words light and love around ;)

2006-06-25 [Anomynous]: (ROFLMFAOTIH!!!) Stoopendious, Tren... stoopendious!

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: XD help me hug her!

2006-06-25 [Anomynous]: ...I think I'll sit this one out.

2006-06-25 [The Dizzy Raven]: *uses the Force to throw you right into the wall* I told you not to touch me! errr...

2006-06-25 [Anomynous]: Told you not to hug her, Trenn...

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: *rubs forehead* good idea..

2006-06-25 [The Dizzy Raven]: *narrows her eyes* A Sith ...doesn't... hug...Trennas!

2006-06-25 [Anomynous]: Yes, we do... if we didn't we'd be like those uptight Jedi. There are other things Sith do that Jedi don't, but some of us lack the "imagination" to guess what they are...

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: sides, it was an evil hug!

2006-06-25 [The Dizzy Raven]: I don't agree to that...><

2006-06-25 [Anomynous]: That's why *I* will be the next Vader and not you!

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: all my hugs are evil!

2006-06-25 [The Dizzy Raven]: I very much doubt that. You can't even act right

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: him or me? :p

2006-06-25 [Anomynous]: I beg your pardon? Perhaps you would like to see me "act" with a sabre in my hand... and you as a target!

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: sigh.. here we go again.. *hey Pookiee.. gimme some ale!*

2006-06-25 [Anomynous]: You know what? I'm wasting my time with you... Trenn, give me some of that!

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: hey Pook! ale fer me friend!

2006-06-25 [The Dizzy Raven]: Wasting your time, you say? It would be my pleasure to slit your throut!

2006-06-25 [Anomynous]: Drink up, me haties... yo-ho! *downs a gallon*

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: *turns to Darth illatris* will you stop it with the threats? we're drinking here!

2006-06-25 [Anomynous]: Indeed... either join us... or go find someone else to fester!

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: like.. ewoks.. or.. jawa's.. or some other pathetic life form..

2006-06-25 [The Dizzy Raven]: Err...*shakes head again* You are all hopeless!!

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: but we have ale ^^ now why wont you just join in?

2006-06-25 [Anomynous]: *mocks Illatris* You're all hopeless... hopeless... all of you... off with your heads! *downs another pint* ...rubbish

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: ehr.. Pred.. *shakes your shoulder..*

2006-06-25 [The Dizzy Raven]: Fine but I won't drink anything...

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: why not?

2006-06-25 [Anomynous]: What? Oh, sorry... here you go *passes Trenn the bottle*

2006-06-25 [The Dizzy Raven]: Because how can I go to war drunk and unfit?

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: well.. we're not going to war anytime soon.. might as well make thebest of it:)

2006-06-25 [Anomynous]: Oh, you'd be surprised! By the way, this is juice *offers her a bottle* Trenn has the ale.

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: *hiccup*

2006-06-25 [Saray]: Oh no, look what you've done! He's drunk again XD

2006-06-25 [Anomynous]: See what I mean? *to Saray* What? It's not my faul *pours Trenn another pint* Drink up, lad :p

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: dont make me feel guilty.. *hiccup* here, have some ale yourself:p

2006-06-25 [Anomynous]: Sure, buddy! *pretends to drink, then throws the glass over his shoulder* Well, someone should be the designated pilot...

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: we're not flying :p

2006-06-25 [Anomynous]: Oh, yeah Mr. Smarty robes? And how do you expect to get back to the Academy... on foot?

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: we *are* at the academy.. this is the build in cantina:p

2006-06-25 [Anomynous]: Oh... *looks at his glass* Trenn, what did you put in my peach juice?

2006-06-25 [Saray]: He didn't do anything! Now stop giving him drinks. He's unable to handle alcohol :P

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: hmpf! look who's talking!

2006-06-25 [Anomynous]: Well, Bloody Dark Side... he Force persuaded the wookie to buy him drinks. Why am I to blame all of the sudden?

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: youre not.. she's always denying me my fun time:p

2006-06-25 [Saray]: :o OH! That is so NOT TRUE! :p

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: is too!

2006-06-25 [Anomynous]: *turns to Trennas, then to Saray, then Trennas again, like at a tennis match* Out! No, it was in! *shakes head*

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: right! *drinks more ale*

2006-06-25 [Saray]: *turns to PretadorX* .... *gives you the Killer Look*

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: *nudges Pred..* better make a run for it..

2006-06-25 [Saray]: *eye twitch, and teeth baring action*

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: now would be a good time..

2006-06-25 [Saray]: *glowing eyes* Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrr...

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: *nudge*

2006-06-25 [Anomynous]: *is on the phone* W-what do you mean they don't have any left? W- hold on a second... not now, Trennas! Well, force persuade them or something! Trennas... not NOW! D'oh, not you, you nincom... what's that? Oh, it worked... ok, no anchovies on mine... everything else goes. Oh, and... extra spicy *clicks phone off and turns to Trennas* WHAT?!

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: *nods to Saray breathing fire..*

2006-06-25 [Anomynous]: Oh... oh, that! Sorry, I'm all out of Tic-tacs.

2006-06-25 [Darth Jacein]: wooot! so totallly clos to beating knights of the old republic 2!!! woohoioohooo...

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: *nudges Pred again* she wants to kill you..

2006-06-25 [Anomynous]: She wants to what? Oh... oh, I get it! So... my place our yours? *winks*

2006-06-25 [Darth Jacein]: Im am like uber strong!

2006-06-25 [Saray]: *toasts you with her mighty flame breath* You are now ash. Puh!

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: you better runs for it.. ill hold her off:p

2006-06-25 [Anomynous]: (dude... you're gonna be disappointed, don't get your hopes up)

2006-06-25 [Anomynous]: Whoa... she's got the hots for me... in more ways than one. Sssssmokinnn!

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: actually in one really bad way :p

2006-06-25 [Anomynous]: Oh, you're just jealous!

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: i have no reason to be:p

2006-06-25 [Saray]: The hots for you? I just gave you 3rd degree burns. That wasn't meant affectionate :P

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: i think he likes it rough..

2006-06-25 [Anomynous]: Women... so shy sometimes, just makes you wanna... spank em! Come on... admit it! ADMIT IT!

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: youre toast..

2006-06-25 [Saray]: Admit what? That you annoy me? *zaps you with lightning to make you tapdance*

2006-06-25 [spincrus]: I smell burnt hair...

2006-06-25 [Saray]: From his legs, I suppose :P

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: and his toenails..

2006-06-25 [spincrus]: How long is his toenails wow

2006-06-25 [spincrus]: It burns but it doesn't end!

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: its really marvellous

2006-06-25 [Anomynous]: *pushes Trennas out of the way* Who's the poor sob in black robes Saray's tormenting? I went to buy drinks for the fiery lady and me... what did I miss?

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: that would be your.. clone..

2006-06-25 [Anomynous]: Uh, no that's Jango's, actually... wait a second, is that? Four-two... wait, he was supposed to be delive-... aww, damnit, Saray, you burnt my pizza!

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: meh it was a lousy pizza anyway :p

2006-06-25 [Saray]: Damnit! *starts zapping the real PredatorX* Dance!

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: well she does want to dance:p

2006-06-25 [Anomynous]: Yeah? Tell that to my stommach! *clicks phone on* Hello? Yeah... ya think you could persude em to take another order? D'oh... some Sith Lady got her panties in a bunch and turned my deluxe dish into a toast... Oh, would you? Thanks a mil!

2006-06-25 [Anomynous]: Wha the... d'oh, hold on a sec! *puts rubber shoes on* Yeah, go on... you don't say! You DON'T say!

2006-06-25 [Saray]: How can you be on the phone when I'm frying your legs to make you dance? :s

2006-06-25 [Anomynous]: (same reason you missed my rubber shoes trick... we were posting at the same time)

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: aim for the head:p

2006-06-25 [Saray]: hehe. *aims* ZAAAPPP *hit*

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: yessh!! 10 points:p

2006-06-25 [Anomynous]: *shakes head violently... up and down... sideways... circular, even* Man, this song's a headbanger!

2006-06-25 [Saray]: *zaps you again*

2006-06-25 [Anomynous]: All right, that's it! *zaps back*

2006-06-25 [Saray]: Hah, two can play that game. Zap all you wish, I'm wearing a shiny rubber suit. No harm will come to me :P

2006-06-25 [Anomynous]: *zaps the bar behind her, setting the "shimy rubber" POS on fire*

2006-06-25 [Saray]: *burns until underwear appears*

2006-06-25 [Anomynous]: *wants to zap, but the twinkle fades from his fingers as his jaw hits the floor and the tongue rolls out like a red carpet*

2006-06-25 [Trennas]: another way to kill him:p

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